So I was walking to work and as usual there was a homeless man perched in his corner propped up against a hill getting some last minute shut eye before the traffic and city life got going. As I got closer to approaching him I realized he has two large french breads surrounding him about 5 feet from his body. One would first think....if I were homeless I would be up eating that grub before the next hungry stomach comes along and snatches it. But then I realized he is a genius!
He was using the bread as bait for the pigeons to eat so they wouldn't peck at him and bug him so he could get his last Z's in. Who want's one of the world's dirtiest creatures poking at you and in your personal space you share with the everyday common folk along the sidewalk.
It got me thinking on my way down the hill....Now if only there were a form of bait to use to keep the dirty men away....
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